Criminal Negotiation Procedures
If this happenedto anyone other than Nic Cage, I’d say it was too weird to be true…
NICHOLAS CAGE AWOKEN BY NAKED, FUDGESICLE-EATING INTRUCER
by Joe Jackson, Time Magazine
“I opened my eyes and there was a naked man wearing my leather jacket eating a Fudgesicle in front of my bed,” he added. “I know it sounds funny … but it was horrifying.”
GET THE FULL STORY AT TIME.COM
No, Nic Cage, it doesn’t sound funny, just regular old horrifying.
I’m not sure what part of the story is my favorite: Nic Cage employing “verbal judo” to get out of the situation, or him promptly moving the whole family out of the neighborhood… city, state and country to the Bahamas.
Tags: Back to School, Nic Cage, Time Magazine
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