If this happenedto anyone other than Nic Cage, I’d say it was too weird to be true…
NICHOLAS CAGE AWOKEN BY NAKED, FUDGESICLE-EATING INTRUCER
by Joe Jackson, Time Magazine
“I opened my eyes and there was a naked man wearing my leather jacket eating a Fudgesicle in front of my bed,” he added. “I know it sounds funny … but it was horrifying.”
No, Nic Cage, it doesn’t sound funny, just regular old horrifying.
I’m not sure what part of the story is my favorite: Nic Cage employing “verbal judo” to get out of the situation, or him promptly moving the whole family out of the neighborhood… city, state and country to the Bahamas.