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Curing Your Case of the Mondays

… via Red Carpet Bombing.  Friends, if you’re like me, then it’s just as well that the Oscars are over cuz you’ve had it up to here with the award show season. So much build up and hype over a bunch of films I’ll actively avoid seeing(of the nine Best Pic noms, Moneyball and maybe Hugo are the only ones I have a shred of interest in sitting through).

Even the Razzies — with its new delayed schedule — seem to think that only a half-dozen bad movies came out this year. So not true.

So it only seemed appropriate to throw one last mudball before pretending that this past award season never happened. And for that, we go to America’s Finest News Source, The Onion, with this report:

BRAD PITT, ANGELINA JOLIE ARRIVE ON OSCAR RED CARPET 12 HOURS EARLY

by The Onion

The couple returned just as crews were rolling the giant Oscar statue into place and tilting it upright, prompting Jolie and Pitt to giddily pull out their cell phones and take each other’s pictures in front of it.

GET THE FULL STORY OVER AT THE ONION

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